If you see your love everyday
Make every moment special
Don't get bored
If you don't have a love
It's not because you aren't hot
Wait for the right TA
If you only get your love on weekends
Phone-kiss him on Monday
Shag him on Sunday
If your love is silly and doesn't get you
Be determined and get her to change
Let go when she stops trying
If your love has a big ego
Leave him
It doesn't compensate for his small dick
If your love lives a different life from you
Don't fight about things that made you
Make her build the future with you
If your love makes you a meal at 3AM
He'll need to stay in bed till 4PM
Perfect excuse to reward him with action between sheets before nightfall
If your love is fat and unwilling to run
Don't watch porn
Screw her hot best friend
If your love goes camping at Ubin with you
And she absolutely hates creepy crawlies
Make her laugh and scream when you see one
If your love is 10 732km away
You've beaten the odds by finding him
The fairytale ending is yours
If your love forgives you
Kiss him till his lips are numb
He's decided his pain is nothing compared to your love
If your love loves you
Like no one ever would
Don't ever let go
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