Sunday, April 03, 2005

And she said...

A new update from Britney Spears herself on her website www.britneyspears.com . Media speculation has reached an all time high (the last time was when she was about to get married to Federline a few months ago) about whether she is pregnant or not. They've been photos of her taken every single day just to see if she's having a bulging belly and whether it's due to being pregnant. It's crazy! And Britster has this to say:

STREAM OF CONSCIOUSNESS
March 30, 2005
Dear False Tabloids,
As you read this letter, I bet you are asking yourself: Who? Who, me? Am I a false tabloid? Well, I don't know. But after this posting, I hope you are asking yourself a lot of questions. Your employees are a reflection of your magazine. Do you, Us Weekly, In Touch, Star and other desperate magazines want employees who are honest, or those who are liars? It seems to me that you'd prefer the latter. I'm really concerned about the people you hire to work at your companies. I'd like them to ask themselves the question, "What am I lying to myself about?" Is it that you are 50 pounds overweight? Is it that your children aren't making wise decisions? Or is it maybe that your husband or boyfriend is cheating on you? Until you face what is going on in your life, I guess you'll remain a false tabloid.
Britney


And I say: Oh yeah, rock on!

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