*courtesy of MBies!
I'm big fan of both of them myself, and I've seen plenty of photos of them, so the first one I thought of, was this one:
Now, doesn't that look like a photo of two good buddies hanging out? How innocent can it be. True enough, they both have some stuff in common. They both do Pepsi commercials together and they've just finish promoting Initial D, which they both starred in. Innocent stuff. Well, then she sent me this photo:
My first reaction was: Woah! Edison is wearing such a cleavage baring shirt. Of course, that was besides the point. Ming Boon asked me to look at Jay's expression. And I did. Shockingly enough... doesn't it seem that Jay is looking LOVINGLY in Ed's direction? Scandalous! So I told her to send me more photos of them from that press conference. She names this the "pei ni qu kan liu xing yu" (lookin' at shootin stars) photo.
Well, I didn't believe it at first, but it was becoming more and more obvious. I asked Ming Boon who started it and she said it was probably Edison. I was like: What the hell! It should probably be Jay because Edison's the one who's good looking. Okay, maybe Edison wanted to lure Jay into writing songs for him. That's always probable! Meanwhile, she came up with a couple of scandalous theories...
Now, we shouldn't make accusations without proof... so here we have it!
Ming Boon told me that Ed's pose was rather ai mei. And I agree with that. Okay, so this photo is actually a combination of 4 seperate photos because I've seen a photo of all of them solo, just that this advert has decided to stick all of them together. But why Edison in between Jay and Jolin? I have no idea. Maybe he wants the best of both worlds or he bribed the Pepsi people to have the spot beside Jay. I told MB that they should just shoot a porn film. And MB said that'll probably be the only porn film she'll ever watch. See? It'll probably be a low-budget yet high earning film. Copyright here.
Well, the both of them look like really good friends, seriously.
Me and some of my best guy buddies are like that. Always chummy with each other. But not this close! MB said that it's like they're leaving poor Shawn Yue out of the picture on purpose. Hmmm. Also, notice it's always Edison who's making the move on Jay. I wonder...
Okay, now this is just outrageous. Can they get any closer? Gosh!
Still, I'm really only joking. Seriously! (The irony!) I hope I don't offend anybody with the stuff I put up. Especially not Edison or Jay! If this pisses them off if they ever read it I'll be full of regret. Honest! Don't sue me either. I'm a poor guy. If you want to, you could get your record company to send an email to take this thing down. I could be the biggest fan you ever lose! Both of ya! It's true! I've got Ed's first Chinese album Ed Is On, I've got his greatest hits compilation, Hits or Misses, in Cantonese even though I probably don't understand a freaking thing that's in there. Also, I got his other Cantonese album Please Steal This Album, which is a bloody fantastic hip hop album. I've been wanting to get his other chinese album and the latest canto album but they're at priced at 150% of other discs! As for Jay, I've got every CD and VCD since Fantasy. Come on! It's all in the name of good fun. And since both of them are young and dashing and girl magnets, they are 100% straight. Trust me on that... No, wait, this just came in.
Now let me take a quick peak at that photograph... *Gasp!*
--> For the last time... we're kidding!
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