Me: From next lesson onwards I'll teach you two hours.
Her: Woah no need pay more money ah?
Me: Yah la, give you free lesson. See I so good.
Her: Like that where got good. Half an hour free only...
Me: Okay lor I give you 1 hour free OK! So you have 2 and a half hours of lesson!
Her: Ahahha... ok no need no need.
Me: So 2 hours enough or not.
Her: Enough, enough... okay BYEBYE.
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Me: So you don't know Speed is whose fault?
Him: Not my fault, the school never teach.
Me: Other school teach already. I taught you already what! Why you don't know!
Him: Don't know don't know lah!
Me: I teach you already you don't know, so whose fault?
Him: Not my fault!
Me: I taught you for two weeks already! So is my fault lah.
Him: *gives a look insinuating that it was my fault*
Me: Oh so it's my fault. VERY GOOD. I'll make up for it and sit here and teach you until you know how to do OKAY? *wicked witch smile*
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And so I was there for two and a half hours. Almost died.
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