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Showing posts with label lists. Show all posts

Thursday, June 17, 2010

I Would Like To Say

I am disgusted with myself as I have no time to update my blog recently so I have decided to do everything in point form because it forces me to be concise and thus, sexier.

1. Tomorrow is my last day of internship.

2. The World Cup has been epic. Melvin, Qiqi, Lyon, Joachim and Qiao Ping have been pivotal to my enjoyment of these great games.

3. I won $20.75 from betting on Japan to win and lost $5 in my bet for Portugal to win against the Ivory Coast.

4. I haven't been exercising for the past week but I have been getting more sleep. However my eye bags are more terrifying than ever.

5. I am leaving for Jakarta on Friday to attend a mega-awesome church wedding. Which is sad because I will miss World Cup matches and will not be able to update my blog. It is however good because I am still the groomsman and there will be many photos for future posts.

6. I want to buy books to read. My intern pay for last month has come in and I'm going to submit the time sheet for this month tomorrow.

7. I have promised many people many activities after I come back from Jakarta. Hold on to your seats ladies and gentlemen, I will fulfill these promises and we will meet up, get drunk, watch soccer, go overseas, sing karaoke, play mahjong etc. etc.

8. I have yet to pack my luggage. My flight on Friday is 740AM. I have tuition tomorrow till 10PM. I need a robot.

9. Of all the strange things that I am thinking of doing after graduation, I want to become a writer for magazines. This is after two consecutive issues of August Man.

10. I super dread reservist and it is coming up in a couple of weeks. Also the World Cup final starts at 230AM and will end at around 430AM and then I have to book in at 730AM.

Also, I plan to move to a new blog by the end of this year. If there is anyone willing to volunteer your blog-design skills I would welcome it. I would possibly be going to wordpress.

Thank you and many good years ahead.

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Wednesday, November 04, 2009

10 Reasons Not To Go To Work

This is one for the ladies.

10 Reasons Not To Go To Work

10. Your heels break once you step out of the door.

09. The actors of Boys Over Flowers are in Singapore for a meet-and-greet session.

08. You are sick.

07. Your Chihuahua is sick.

06. It starts raining the moment you wake up.

05. You run out of mascara.

04. Topshop is having a 50% discount.

03. Your best friend tells you that she’s not going to work.

02. You just broke up with your boyfriend who happens to be your colleague.

01. You wake up after a night of wild partying to find yourself naked, not in your own bed, with your boss laying beside you.

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Saturday, October 31, 2009

10 Things

10 Things That I Discovered While Hanging Out With The French

10. I know a lot of french words, such as chateaux, déjà-vu, cliché, renaissance, café and escargot.

09. Montpellier is awesome and I need to go there in the next 5 years.

08. I don't know any French singers except for Matt Pokora (for whom Timbaland produced a couple of songs, whom Kim Vy is disgusted by, and I mean Pokora, not Timbaland), and Kim Vy learnt that Celine Dion is Canadian.

07. In swimming, we call "freestyle" "front crawl" (or at least I do), they call it "crawl". But "butterfly" is still "butterfly".

06. The people in the south of France say hi to you when you're walking on the streets. The guys in the north don't.

05. The manga "One Piece" is available in France, in French.

04. The French don't mind getting wet under a drizzle, but detest drowning in sweat under the hot sun.

03. "Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir?" is considered aggressive when a girl says it to a guy.

02. The French are very good at drinking, despite what they may tell you. And despite the fact that they may be 5 years younger than you.

01. French is a very, very difficult language.

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